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Monday, April 4


Dead White Dog or Rat?


    muse has a siberian husky. bloody damn cute. too bad for it to look like a big white rat now ever since we shaved him for hygiene reasons. still, bloody damn cute.

    me : *trying to sound serious, suppressing laughter while i casually walked in* hey, i think your dog is dead. *turns to check self in mirror*

    muse: *sticks head out of the curtain* huh?

    me : i say i think your dog is dead. he's been lying in the same spot with the same position for a very long time. maybe he's dead.

    we both laughed.



    and minutes later..



    *muse steps in*

    muse : sweets, i don't see no dead dog.

    me : shifted? must be.

    muse : no. *throws confusion look*

    me : *furrows brows*

    muse : i don't see no dead dog. the same spot lies a dead rat and a big white dead rat is only what i saw.

    *laughters filled the room again*
posted by fries @ 10:44:00 AM
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