Friday, June 4
hilarious senarios with different languages at work
- its my day off today and i have so much in the line. *fwaps* hookay, higlighting the fun stuffs first. pick up enlargements from Ruby, planet fitness for work outs, thai kick boxing and yoga, lunch with lawrence n dinner or coffee with ck. wll prob be cramming in some viewings with and for my clients. wot a day off!
i meet ppl from all walks of life. ppl who speak all kinds of languages. some, i MUST share..
--scene 1--
me : yes sir, this is a flip top box's carton. this is wot u want.
indonesian : ahh! thanks! *turning to his friend who's approaching from behind* here, i found it, this is flip flop box.
indonesian friend : *takes carton and did some serious inspection* this flip flop box? sure?
indonesian : ya ya, FLIP FLOP BOX.
--scene 2--
sam : you mean u want the set? two bottles plus two cartons?
stewardess : ya. gimme the set.
*sam took the package and headed for the cashier, but was quickly stopped by the stewardess who wanted more*
stewardess : err, this one no FREE GISS? (she meant "free gifts" which she pronounced it like " free kiss")
sam : *umbfounded*
--scene 3--
*a lady whispered to her partner from far to get her the brand of cigs she wanted*
*man hurried in and spotted me for assistance*
man : miss, you have VAGINA SLIMS?
me : *speechless*
background + stacy kent
so nice
posted by fries @ 10:37:00 AM
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