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Tuesday, July 22



    Things You Would Never Know Without Chinese Swordsman Movies

    1. Being the hero's parents will always be unlucky and will usually be killed by enemies when the hero is young, and the
    hero will become an orphan.

    2. When a man is wounded and dying, he always manage to catch his breath and speak a few sentences to reveal the killer before dropping his head and declared dead.

    3. Skilled people are able to fly over roof tops, up trees and across distances without any sweat. But when travelling to towns and villages, they still have to walk or ride horses.

    4. The heroes need not have to work for money, but will always have gold and silvers with them to pay for their dishes.

    5. The heroes and villians will meet each other very often no matter how big the country is and no matter where they are.

    6. Healing internal wounds in the body is as easy as sitting down cross-legged, palms on the knees and smoke coming
    out from the head.

    7. They can keep a lot of stuff in their sleeves and waistband and never drop them (carrying especially lots of those gold
    and silver ingots).

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    vem vet
posted by fries @ 11:09:00 PM
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